Memo to fashionistas

Dear people who are currently walking around Melbourne looking all fashionable with skin-tight jeans, tops and thongs/sandals/slipons/toeless shoes of some kind:

It looks silly wearing thongs on your toes when you are wearing a giant jumper on your top half. You look like desperate fashion students, rather than people who know how to dress themselves. It is now May. It is definitly time to put those thongs away. It looks silly and you will probably get frostbite.